me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad
Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:
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Stay Doing The Most
21 |🏳️🌈queer af | Chicana
IMPORTANT!
It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!
Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!
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i would like to see… a little lizard
Here you go. He has a little helmet
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if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100
this is an average looking neighbourhood wym
paypal.me/nursepeach
Lol yeah some people forget others ain’t middle class citizens
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Whitney Houston playing around and accidentally out sang one the greatest opera singers ever!
Still miss her.
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ugly little man
DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY
BABY BOY
good and cute
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I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.
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she is literally, and I cannot stress this enough, the only celebrity that matters
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Straight people: “but you don’t look gay”
Me:
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